butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

(via zackisontumblr)

neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

(via firepokemon)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via firepokemon)

perfect:

I just want someone to flirt with and make me laugh and kiss me in the middle of my sentences

(via assckles)

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

(Source: earthexplodes.com, via the-hellagreat-gatsby)

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via seanp0donnell)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via firepokemon)

(Source: visualmethod, via wiphi)

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

(via fuckmentaldisorder)

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via seanp0donnell)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

image

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via unescapable)

(Source: thebluthcompany, via dutchster)